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Thursday, February 6, 2014

A Muslim and a Jew Walk Into a Bar



So, a Jew, a Muslim, a Catholic and a Protestant walk into a bar......

Nah, it did not quite happen that way but here is the true story.

In my neck of the woods we just had a complete dump of snow on our quaint little town on a peninsula in New England. Since we are pretty much use to having God bless us with tons of white stuff the town was prepped and was out with snow trucks and the guys were even snow blowing the main sidewalks but that left the driveways and your personal sidewalk with what seemed like 8 feet of snow.

I live on a cul-de-sac so I headed out into the frigid air to shovel my drive and a neighbor lady who is single and not a spring chicken, she is not old but maybe a late summer chicken. I started dutifully shoveling with my wife shouting encouragement to me when with in minutes there were tons of people who live on my end of the street out doing the same thing.

We all pitched in to help the people who just could not do it themselves and the children of the neighborhood even had shovels to help out. The smallest tyke is maybe 4 years old and he had his plastic shovel in hand trying to help as well.

When I came in to a wonderful dinner waiting for me, Judy and I started talking about the neighborhood effort. We realized that there were Jews, Muslims, Catholics and Protestants all  working together to help our neighbors out. There were people from all over the world on our street working in unison simply to be nice to someone else. Different colors, different accents, different beliefs but united in loving the United States and the freedom it gives us.

So, if a Jew, a Muslim, a Catholic and a Protestant walk into a bar in my little berg they might be surprised they were in a bar but they would all talk and have a good time with each other.

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Luckiest Guy in the World









I know, you do not have to tell me, I am not the best looking guy around, I am not even close to being rich, my brains come somewhere between Joe Biden and a Mensa member but I am the luckiest guy in the world. All of my friends would agree with me. It has nothing to do with living in the greatest town in the world, having a great family (they have to be my family so they have no choice) nor anything to do with having great friends, my friends are just kind hearted so they put up with me. It all has to do with my wife.


Today is Judy's birthday and she just keeps getting better looking, smarter, more creative and loving. I stand in awe everyday when I realize what I pulled off, I found the best wife a guy could ever dream of and she not only puts up with my antics but she actually joins in many times. We are always laughing, trying something different and being there for each other when needed.

Judy is the most marvelous of all women, I am sure that when God made Eve in the garden of Eden he thought that was his best work until he got the idea of Judy and out did himself. I am proud of her and love her with all my heart....... was this a mushy enough entry to my blog?