Bacon Jerky and Dill Pickle Chip Dip

Okay, the photo has nothing to do with the blog but I do have a pretty wife so I thought I would post this picture instead of a picture of my monstrosity.

Yesterday I decided to eat a bit of breakfast, you know a guy does get hungry. I opened the fridge and was horrified that I either needed to go shopping or I would have to actually cook something. Being a bit lazy I simply decided to make do with whatever I had. I had a bit of stale bread so it had to be a sandwich. I nosed around and found some bacon jerky (yes, that is a real product) so now I had meat.

The problem hit when I realized we had no mayo to help make the jerky a bit less dry. Scrummaging around I came up with some dill pickle chip dip. I slathered it on thick, I had to because the bread was dry and stale and the jerky is dry just because it is jerky. I then took a big bite and realized that my mixture was probably not the right combination for human consumption.

Once again, being a guy kicked in, I had a choice, start all over or gag down the new invention of mine. I am sure that you have already guessed..... I ate the whole thing. The oddest part of my breakfast was when I told Judy that a bacon jerky, dill pickle chip dip sandwich was not as good as you would imagine she simply replied "really, it would be hard not to be as good I think it sounds". I am trying to figure out if she said that with a bit of sarcasm.