Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Casanova Math Geek
I have come to the conclusion that the life people think I live must be much more exciting then what it really is. I actually had a guy claim that nobody likes me but in the next sentence said that I had quite a harem of women. I do have to point out though that the guy also said I was a close minded bigot because I am not a fan of unwashed pot smoking hippies. (he does admit on different websites to being hooked on drugs earlier in life)
I would like to make this clear, I have no problem with people who are free spirited, long haired and artistic. One of my oldest and best friends fits the profile exactly. He is not just a far left liberal but is actually a member of the socialist party. The reason we get along so well is because we both use our heads and are open minded to other thoughts but we have just come up with different results. It also helps that we both wear clean clothes and do shower on a regular basis. My big problem is with the dirty, unkempt low life that demands that other people support them no matter what.
Back in my salad days I was the perfect example of a math geek. You really do not need to take my word on this but just ask an old classmate or even a family member and they will verify this fact. Sometime during my late teens I found out something that most men never seem to grasp.... women are just like normal people. They tend to like nice people and hate evil people. (I cannot wait to here from my male chauvinist pig stalkers to explain how this is not true)
The discovery that women are normal and if I treat them like I would anyone else then I would immediately doubled the number of friends I have. I do have many female friends and have found that they give me an insight that I would never have had if I only "dated" women instead of treating them as equals and as true friends.
Because of my super powers of showing respect to the "weaker" sex I have many females on FB who count me as friend. This tends to bother the men who are low lifes and the women who think that only beauty are important. I am thankful that the vast majority of people feel like I do though and believe that just because you call yourself liberal, Conservative, Christian or what ever is not enough unless you actually do treat people rightly.
The truth is that even though a few jealous people claim I have a harem I am only interested in one woman. She is an amazing women that I am stunned everyday that I was the one she chose. She is brilliant, kind, has a wonderful soul and dare I say... absolutely sexy. She has access to my sites and knows what I say in private. She is a person that I trust totally with all I have and do.
So, do I have a harem? Nope, I am no Casanova Math Geek but I do have many friends who are female. So get over the threat of me taking your women (it might even be considered racist because of my Viking blood) and know that I only have an eye for one girl. I must assume that if you are jealous with my harem then you are ugly, boring and as smart as a dirty hippie. Have a great day!
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You stole my heart years ago Michael but I'm glad we are still close friends.
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What can I possibly say Michael?? You make me sound like this amazing woman, when in fact I am just someone who knows a good man when I find him. I know that I am truly blessed and I really do appreciate all that we have. I feel "magical".
ReplyDeleteThe same men who get mad at you for being nice to women are going to be the same people who scream that the government needs to step in to make men treat women nicely.
ReplyDeleteLB
What can I say .... the truth is the truth.
ReplyDeleteI know how lucky I am.
Michael, I'm proud to be one in your "harem", and don't worry about the jealousy of a few chauvinists.
ReplyDeleteI am proud to say that I am NOT part of a "harem" but that I am the one that you have chosen to spend an eternity with.
ReplyDeleteThat makes my heart soar and my life complete.
I am the lucky one.
:-)
ReplyDelete(I am speechless)
Living in Florence most of my life I am surprised that one of the weirdo guys did not get upset and claim you had a haram of men. There are a few of those kind in our town that are even married.
ReplyDeleteI'm not part of your harem but I am a fan girl.
ReplyDeleteSara
Two weeks from today baby. The longest two weeks of my life but the wait will be so worth it.
ReplyDeleteLove you.
Caught you again..... :-)
ReplyDeleteSteve
Thanks Steve, the info you sent me about the stalking will be put to good use. Keep digging and we will root out the rest of the nasty people in the group.
ReplyDeleteGuys, eblog NOW. She says she is going to steal P away from her.....lolololol
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