I Am Going Back to Cali

Headed back to Cali to see the Red Woods with a great friend today. This is a short and sweet blog because I have to head out the door. I am wondering what to expect because I have never seen them. I suppose if I have a heart attack out of excitement I could blame my friend for the medical problem.

Please understand that the probability of me being attacked from a Yeti and dying is probably a bit less then keeling over do to the sheer wonder of looking at a tree. If you do not hear back from me then please go after my friend and have her charged with second degree murder. This will be interesting to see if I die or not.

I am looking forward to the trees but I promise to keep an eye out for the Yeti and once and for all answer the 300 year old question about  Yeti  being ugly hippies that run around naked. I have seen ugly hippies I knew ugly hippies and Yeti are no ugly hippies (I think). I believe that no wild beast of the woods would be so cursed of God to be created as nasty as these people.

I believe that Yeti take more bathes, shave more often and have fewer bugs that live on their person then the average Grateful Dead fan.... not sure though.

Since I am now off to see the trees and watch for the pot smoking tie dye wearing yeti I want to wish everyone a great weekend.