China and Hippies Unite

Anyone who knows me very well also knows that I love the beach. I do not care if it is sunny, cloudy or even raining, all I want is the sand (or rocks) and the surf. To me this is the perfect place in God's creation.

Since I tend to spend every moment that I can on the edge of the ocean I have noticed a slow change in something that has made me wonder about the Chinese government. You will have to pay attention to get what this addled mind has created  but I will try my best to explain my thought.

As I stroll along the beaches I see trash that has washed upon the shore and when I look inward I see trash left by the unkempt hippies. The first thought that went through my mind was that the hippies went swimming and trashed the water as well. Then sanity came through and I realized that hippies melt into normal people if they touch water so I understood they would never go into the surf.

Since I am a good conservative (we believe in working to help the environment instead of just legislating other people to do it) I will pick up the trash I find and dispose of it. Over the years I have noticed something strange. Over time this oddity occurred till today it is not only the norm but it is almost 100% true. Every piece of trash has stamped on it somewhere "Made In China". The interesting thing is that the hippie trash also has the "Made In China" logo. We all know that hippies do not work and we are told how moral they are so surly they did not steal the stuff so evidently the Communist government of China has found a partner in the hippies to help destroy our nation.

I want to be VERY clear, I am not racist!!!

Even though the majority of hippies are all white I do not blame all white people for this crime against our nation and our shores.

Normal Americans all across our land (White, Black, Persian or Asian) are a proud people who try and buy American when ever possible. It is time for us to stand up against this sneak attack from the Communist country to pollute our environment by either throwing trash into the ocean till it floats here or by giving the garbage to hippies to dump on land. I am not sure what we should do but bombing them (the communist not the hippies) does start sounding better and better.

Next time you are on the beach and see trash I hope that you will pick it up. Then think vile thoughts about the evil communist who are trying to destroy our nation by the sneak attack of trashing our shores and aligning themselves with the hippie subculture.

Hey, its been a while since I wrote a blog. It will take a few days to get back in shape.