Vampires, Werewolves and Smurfs

I was sitting outside the other day when a young girl and her mother stopped by to talk for a little while. The mother and Judy had a few errands to do and I was asked if it was ok if I watched the young lady for awhile. Since I do like children and my brain had come to a dead end I thought that it would be a great break in my routine.

She started telling me a story about "Avatar" and I asked her if it was the movie, she proclaimed that it was not but instead a video or TV show. I then asked if the people were blue and she said "No, they are white..... well not real white but more like the color of a ghost with a tan". She then went on to explain that Smurfs were just the blue Avatars that were not very smart and were born with really bad birth defects. She then said we should be nice to them because they were nice and they could not help the way they looked.

I started working again as her story kept going on but I was listening (well, kind of) and then she stopped in her speech, stood up and became quite animated as she started telling more of the story. This time it had something to do with vampires and werewolves but I could not keep up with her excited voice. I assume the reason I could not keep up was that I am real old somewhere in my early 40's. This means my brain is old, dried out and I have no imagination.

After about 30 minutes of this wondrous story of people the color of tanned ghost, blue people, smurfs, vampires and werewolves I finally asked her who would win in a battle against a vampire and werewolf. She looked at me like I was as bright as a three day old road killed possum and said that everyone knows that vampires would always win against an ugly werewolf.

I then told her how I am of Viking blood and this set her off telling me all about my people and the great hats they have. She was excited to think that I might be a real Viking and decided that Vikings can beat up everyone, vampires, werewolves and even the Smurfs.

I did learn some interesting things from my young friend.

1) Smurfs are mutants
2) Avatars can be blue or the color of tanned ghost
3) Vampires always beat werewolves
4) Vikings are the top of the food chain
5) Children still do have imaginations.

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