Stupid People

I am really not a guy who should be able to point a finger at other people and announce to the world that they are stupid. There are some though who so pass the threshold of sanity that you finally have to say that it is okay for somebody with my limited abilities to go ahead and point that finger. It never ceases to amaze me that some people have actually made it past childhood with out accidentally  killing themselves or having their parents sell them to the circus as lion food. These are just a few of the wonderfully bright things I have heard over the last few days while I have traversed the state of Oklahoma for my parents and grandmother.... I should leave the state at any time...lol

1) The guy who argued he understood Islam better then an Iranian because he sells pastries in the Boston Subway system and sees Muslims everyday getting on the trains.

2) The five people broken down on the Turn Pike with a 3 foot bumper sticker on their van that said "Jesus is the King of Peace". Everyone of them were standing around the vehicle kicking it and screaming at the car.

3) The teenager that tried to intimidate an older lady in a parking lot. He looked "scary" with tattoos and a chain from his lower lip to his ear. Before I could get over to help this 70ish year old lady she had grabbed the chain and said to the lad "I wonder how hard I have to pull to get something to rip. I wonder if it will be your lip or your ear that goes first?". Needless to say he was crying and begging me to make her stop by the time I got over to them.

4) My female friend who seemed actually surprised that Ricki Martin was gay.

5) The WAY drunk redneck at the restaurant who kept talking to himself in a loud voice about how we should jail all of the hippies because they always are getting high.

These are just a few of the things to report today, I hope to add more later today. The blogs are short till I get to my new home but I will try to make a couple a day.